Jane, demipansexual,taken, selfharm, don't be an asshole through the internet, I post whatever the hell I want to, I cosplay mostly steam punk tz, I have a Skype and Kik just ask for it and ill possibly give you the name. IF YOU READ ALL OF THIS YOU GET A SCALEMATE.

15th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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13th April 2014

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dr-watsons-lover:

amtrax:

queenbroslob:

bryanthephotogeek:

iwasneverasweetheart:

cubbiemcprude:

Time to get healthy.

Damn

I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well. 

these look like something good to switch it up with

Huh… *takes notes*

I will only exercise with these workouts.

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13th April 2014

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deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

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13th April 2014

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darmani:

furrybit:

preparing for 4/13

so many homestucks are reblogging this

darmani:

furrybit:

preparing for 4/13

so many homestucks are reblogging this

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13th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

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13th April 2014

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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13th April 2014

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danisnotonfire:

The story of how a hamster taught me the true meaning of freedom.

new video everyone! please help me out by reblogging this and i will lovingly stalk the blogs of those of you that do  thank you!

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13th April 2014

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frektane:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Roxy Lalonde comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

image

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13th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

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13th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

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13th April 2014

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katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

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